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Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML


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On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States

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No. No it's not okay. If I'm not mistaken that's illegal for her to do.

#4 - On 06/07/2012 at 3:02am by twilight_lupus

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Put a chair in front of the door. That will keep them out. It's not a lock...

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 3:02am by luckyd880

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