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Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!
She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014