By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
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nanny1010 12

Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!

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stormer461 13

She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.

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nanny1010 12

Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!

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Latissimus 3

Or maybe she knows that OP is going to give up within the next week. Fatties gonna fat

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HairyPunisher 27

Latissimus, what does "Fatties gonna fat" mean?

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Latissimus 3

Same thing as haters gonna hate, or potatoes gonna potate

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skoob1 12

I can't say that I've ever heard of that potato reference...

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HairyPunisher 27

I've heard "Haters gonna hate" and "Potatoes gonna potate." but they rhyme. "Fat" doesn't rhyme with "ate." Bad joke. No offense.

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therealslim 15

Fatties gonna fat? That is completely shit, sorry mate.

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Latissimus 3

Im not even the one who came up with it, dont get mad at me kids.

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Duladian 19

You may not have come up with the crap joke, but you are still using it so therefor its still your fault.

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tennisrapper1 14

OP: Okay, just this one last time. Next day* Mom: Alright where'd all the sweets go?

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MrLibya 2

Watch it be a trick! Your mom is good at testing you to the limits ;D

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stormer461 13

She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.

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Skittlepickle 13

Does that mean he lives in a candy house? Lucky bastard.

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girlwithmoodeyes 0

36- if so, that might be why hes going on the diet.

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Skittlepickle 13

^I wouldn't be dieting. I'd say "**** it" then go for the gummy bears.

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SuperKnuckels 6

Maybe its a test to see if you are actually going to go through with it.

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soccergurrll 8

Wow. Guess she was testing how committed you are to the diet!! Stay strong!!(:

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himynameischeese 6

What doesn't kill you makes u stronger! Keep that always in mind!

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SkoomaKi 27

Resist! You must resist! Time to test the famous willpower of the female mind. Just don't think of the warm, cookies just oozing molten chocolate.

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Hylia_fml 6

MUST. RESIST. TEMPTATION.... O_O

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KrazieKleo 13

:| replied to this FML while I was watching a show on National Geographic called Taboo and it was about obesity and how it's becoming inevitable as were surrounded by food. Hopefully it works for you OP.

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colts609380 7

Sounds like something my mom would do

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Marcella1016 31

Sounds like you're starting your diet tomorrow :)

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