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Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19976) - you deserved it (2052)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!

#1 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:21pm by nanny1010

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She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.

#2 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:21pm by stormer461

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