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Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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That's what school is like. Everything has to be the status quo, bland and acceptable. I know your pain as I was almost suspended for a film project I did.

#2 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:06pm by sickofnames

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Political correctness is a crock of shit in the first place, necessitated only by the fact that we allow a bunch of annoying crybabies to make a scene every time someone says something they don't like. It's one thing to be offended by blatant racism. It's another thing to throw a fit because someone isn't conforming to the hypersensitivity USA has gotten up its own ass with.

Only the most pathetic individual could be offended by "Merry Christmas."

#15 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:46pm by Nakedsquirrel

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