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Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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I agree- call him up and bitch him out a bit. Do it from a pay phone so he doesn't have your number to harass you, but tell him that if he can't afford to tip he can't afford to eat out. If he stiffs you like that, it's actually costing you money- you get taxed on a percentage of the food you sell, because the government assumes that you'll get at least a 10% tip. Educate the fool!

#8 - On 02/10/2009 at 8:55am by Tucatz

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Maybe he assumed you don't have a cellphone and left you $0.25 so you could call him.

:P

#22 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:16pm by deunan

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