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Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18125) - you deserved it (3518)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

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That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:

#1 - On 06/02/2012 at 10:18am by LMFAOallthetime

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did he tell you he loves you too?

#4 - On 06/02/2012 at 10:19am by tony1891

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