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Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML


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On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

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At least someone helped you.
"I was stuck there for the rest of the day," would have been pretty terrible =P

#2 - On 05/30/2012 at 12:54pm by simonsaysYDI

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That's what you get for listening to Dane Cook while working out. He's one funny motherfucker.

*intentionally trolls Sirin*

*awaits banhammer*

#25 - On 05/30/2012 at 1:35pm by DocBastard

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