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Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (4495)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by MALICEG - United States (Oklahoma)

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He's obviously annoyed by your singing. Buy some speakers and piss him off even more.

You can sing if you want. Fuck your neighbor (metaphorically)

#5 - On 05/26/2012 at 6:23am by SkoomaKi

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Maybe you shouldn't sing that loud? Or take some lessons?

#1 - On 05/26/2012 at 6:21am by whattod0

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