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Today, after 5 months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight". She allowed me all of 4 minutes of feeling good about myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20484) - you deserved it (2544)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by daddyowl - Canada (Quebec)

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mothers.

can't live with them, can't live without them.

#3 - On 05/25/2012 at 6:06am by Jiinxx

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It hurts more coming from ma, eh?

#2 - On 05/25/2012 at 6:04am by oranjeguice

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