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Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (2298)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

#2 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:06pm by xrainbowshadowx

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i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

#3 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:06pm by SuperKnuckels

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