Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

by fuq / 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous

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  • Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

    #2 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:06pm by xrainbowshadowx

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  • i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

    #3 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:06pm by SuperKnuckels

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