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Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15441) - you deserved it (1555)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

#2 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:06pm by xrainbowshadowx

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i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

#3 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:06pm by SuperKnuckels

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