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Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4773) - you deserved it (22471)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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At least you're hot

#1 - On 05/22/2012 at 2:36am by AkshaySauce

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Take it as a compliment?

#2 - On 05/22/2012 at 2:36am by gingerrrr88

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