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Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 5:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Damn you should kick your own ass for that shit

#3 - On 05/16/2012 at 7:06pm by ICastillo

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Idiot.

#2 - On 05/16/2012 at 7:06pm by mashimarox

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