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Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML


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On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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YDI for going out with a guy you've never met before. you're lucky he didn't kidnap you and dismember your body

#3 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:21am by jerseyboy732

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Man, I feel for you, OP. I also hate it when my dates get abducted by aliens.

#5 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:24am by Baustigt

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