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Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19840) - you deserved it (1510)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

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Scented pads? First time I have heard of.
Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff..
But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway..
So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you.
At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes

#1 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:03am by Keevarou

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#7 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:13am by zandalee

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