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Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20625) - you deserved it (1923)

On 05/09/2012 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Fight that shit in court

#9 - On 05/09/2012 at 4:54pm by bdubbstheman

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If this were a Michael Bay movie, the cyclist would've exploded, and you could've driven away without looking back.
But since it's not a movie, you should make the cyclist pay you.

#15 - On 05/09/2012 at 4:57pm by NoorFML

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