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Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (3276)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Tell him you also want to get contacts so that maybe you'll see more dick.

#2 - On 05/06/2012 at 5:39am by thelastavailable

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Awwe to bad. But at least he hasn't broken up with you over that. Some guys I know would. And your skin will clear up eventually I'm sure.

#3 - On 05/06/2012 at 5:42am by onlychildFTW

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