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Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5959) - you deserved it (16501)

On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose

#3 - On 05/01/2012 at 9:16am by wannagofast

See in context

+71 | 3

The question still remains - did the OP finally win?

#1 - On 05/01/2012 at 9:14am by moksha

See in context

+67 | 18

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