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Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6606) - you deserved it (25601)

On 05/01/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by tandc (man) - United States

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And this years most intelligent award goes to...... Not you.

#2 - On 05/01/2012 at 5:19am by cjack188

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The worst thing is that you wrecked the car behind you and you will have to pay for his damaged car too.

#3 - On 05/01/2012 at 5:22am by pdp

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