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Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (4172)

On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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I'm sensing a lack of falcon punching.

#3 - On 04/29/2012 at 8:45pm by porcupineattack1

See in context

+118 | 5

Hey, there is no shame in losing to Jet Li.

#1 - On 04/29/2012 at 8:44pm by airforce987

See in context

+89 | 10

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