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Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26974) - you deserved it (2676)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

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Was it not a howler?

#3 - On 04/29/2012 at 6:11am by indoorsy

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Wait, 11:00 P.M. right? 11:00 A.M. is just an urban legend.

#4 - On 04/29/2012 at 6:11am by Kog_Hiro

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