Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

by ouch / 04/28/2012 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Must have forgotten his invisibility cloak at home.

    #4 - On 04/28/2012 at 9:55am by drgentlemn

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  • You must be the obsessed girlfriend type.

    OP: Hey honey! Where were you at 3:04 today?
    Ex: I was...
    OP: LIAR!!!! WHO IS SHE?!

    I can see why he would be scared.

    #8 - On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am by NoorFML

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