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Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

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Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.

#1 - On 04/20/2012 at 2:11am by TheAngryKitten

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A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.

#6 - On 04/20/2012 at 2:15am by PrincessPesa

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