Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23047) - you deserved it (1418)
On 04/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
caaarl's life also sucksToday, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face…
c*nt also deserved itToday, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do…
Why is it always the person being good that's fucked?
#5 - On 04/20/2012 at 1:29am by randomkayx3
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+69 | 11
So much for trying to help
#2 - On 04/20/2012 at 1:28am by amayranii
+39 | 2
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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