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Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)

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He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.

#1 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:51am by Nutty4Muffs

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Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?

#7 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:58am by tomtato

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