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Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25491) - you deserved it (3550)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

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You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.

#5 - On 04/17/2012 at 12:54pm by resshead

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Anyone else think of Ted from How I Met Your Mother?

#4 - On 04/17/2012 at 12:54pm by tylersign

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