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Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74336) - you deserved it (20959)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

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this is why i hate bluetooth

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 1:59pm by ruthlessriot

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Dont you just love technology? XD

#14 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:54pm by ODEEZY

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