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Today, I found out that my apartment complex has no rules against having charcoal grills on the porch. So did the guy who lives below me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16129) - you deserved it (2266)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:06am - misc - by Sios (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Maybe you can get some plants out there and water them whenever he is out there. And then "accidentally" spill on him.

#5 - On 04/11/2012 at 1:01pm by CrassKal

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Well, I hope you like the smell of smoke, and cooked meat.

No, I'm kidding, that really does suck, if you leave the door open your apartment will stink.

Also, that REALLY isn't the safest thing, maybe you should talk to the owners?

#3 - On 04/11/2012 at 12:58pm by Rei_Ayanami

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