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Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25913) - you deserved it (1961)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

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Ungrateful bitch, she should be happy you saved her from severe injury.

#1 - On 04/09/2012 at 12:46pm by chris36taylor

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Should have just let her burn.

#2 - On 04/09/2012 at 12:47pm by DaKillaMafia

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