Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21164) - you deserved it (1628)
On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
anonomous also deserved itToday, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one.…
Ungrateful bitch, she should be happy you saved her from severe injury.
#1 - On 04/09/2012 at 12:46pm by chris36taylor
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+208 | 2
Should have just let her burn.
#2 - On 04/09/2012 at 12:47pm by DaKillaMafia
+75 | 2
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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