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Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML


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On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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$300 dollars is the least of your worries, I would start thinking about that lung cancer.

#6 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:22pm by DontModMeDammit

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You should have used that time to get his license plate to report him for tailgating

#2 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:21pm by trollfaced

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