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Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20324) - you deserved it (1371)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.

#1 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:01am by SailorLove

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He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!

#5 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:05am by Nevereverland

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