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Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (23817)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

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wash your damn hands

#2 - On 03/29/2012 at 1:49am by jphill2012

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I don't get how smelling your own nose can be noticeable. All you have to do is breathe.

#3 - On 03/29/2012 at 1:51am by stormer461

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