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Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

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Doesn't sound much crazier than half of what's written in the bible...

#1 - On 03/27/2012 at 9:58am by rosha267

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Pretty sure the comments are going to be stopped pretty soon.

If not, all hail a religion war.

#4 - On 03/27/2012 at 10:00am by marinus

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