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Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9608) - you deserved it (18558)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

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Not showering is pretty bad. It's not unusual to see chicks wearing pajama bottoms to class in college though.

#3 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:20pm by Haelous

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that sucks...don't you hate it when this sort of thing happens? the only time you see people you want to look your best in front of is when you are looking your worst...

#7 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:11am by lilymoose

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