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Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6379) - you deserved it (9745)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

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