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Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he had pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replies "putting my fish tank together". FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by lucy (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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I find it funny that it was a girl who chose the sex to be the best part of the weekend, and a guy to pick something unrelated.
Way to break down those stereotypes!

Putting stuff together is fun though. :D

#9 - On 03/03/2009 at 11:36am by Lick_yer_face

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Maybe you should try your own certain move. It's better when the girl does more than just lay there. D:

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:48am by burdenofaday

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