Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19493) - you deserved it (5955)
On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)
Hungrytoothbrush's life also sucksToday, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school,…
Honey Badger also deserved itToday, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had…
Feel the burn.
#2 - On 03/08/2012 at 5:57am by violetsweety
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+48 | 14
Toasters these days, they're scaring a lot of people!
#4 - On 03/08/2012 at 5:57am by AllSoul
+35 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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