Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
I agree, your life sucks (51566) - you totally deserved it (3330)
On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Dude that's so cool! All you gotta do is earn a Rep for being a hard hitter,then no one will wanna f**k with Flicker!! That's a WIN!
#332 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:22am by Eddie_Paints
Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "FUCKER" on it without getting in trouble!
#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:17am by Apocalyptus
Right, if I had a shirt like that I'd LOVE IT AND LOOK FIERCE IN IT.. And yeah I said fierce, I'm a chick get over it.
#306 - On 01/06/2010 at 10:19pm by LOLSMILEYFACE331
That is really really funny! Maybe take an Exact-O knife to kinda cut a space in the letters? IDK. Or just leave it and laugh along with it =)
Definitely awesome. I'd wear that jersey with pride!! Imagine sports announcers/school journalists at away games that don't know your name? TOO funny!!
I can see why you would say FML, but imo it will be better when your coach calls out across the field "thats a good fucker!"
That not an FML, you have an excuse to wear a kickass jersey now
#21 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:32am by Ilovelife07
Look on the bright side--it ought to psyche out the opposing team. Seriously, just use a permanent marker to separate them.
Mine does too!
My last name is Smith :)
Seriously I haven't been so jealous of football jersey since I saw one with Skullthorpe written on it. Wear it with PRIDE
#23 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:33am by dirtyhippie
I can see it being an FML if the person doesn't actually swear and finds swearing offensive or something, but either way still sucks. I don't swear personally, so I'd hate having a shirt that looked as if it spelt that if my last name was Flicker :/
LOL @ #3
And I agree with #4! I'd be psyched! =DDD
Just have fun with it, man. With that type of stuff you NEED to be the first to laugh about it.
#29 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:51am by awkwardass
i know we're not supposed to call out fakes, but i really have to doubt this one. but i do know a kid with the last name of Sprinkles so who knows
#30 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:51am by guitardedman
Ain't it cool?
If you still think it sucks, look at the bright side - if your first name was Gaylord and they decided to put it on also you might end up as Ben Stiller's character in that hilarious comedy - GAY FLICKER :D
#32 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:54am by Blanadestroyer
Eh, if your name is Flicker, this was eventually bound to happen.
#39 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:04am by takemeaway10
LOLOLOL, this is hilarious! Don't be sad, you've a shirt with FUCKER on at school and no one can get you in trouble.
Unlucky people are gonna call you fucker....but it is really funny an could end up being a funny nickname!
#45 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:17am by MyAchilles
I'm with #24. I dont swear either,
buuuuuuuut, I happen to find this hilarious :)
Hope you're not like, a shy kid, otherwise you're probably mortified.
hahaha, I'd chalk that up as a win, and if anyone tries to give you hell, tell them their mom thought you were a pretty good fucker.
I don't see a problem, that shirt sounds pretty awesome to me!
lol @ 54
#56 - On 05/14/2009 at 12:19pm by TimeTruthHearts
at least you can wear it around school and not get in trouble :)
#57 - On 05/14/2009 at 12:24pm by cinderelly
That is not a FML. It's a funny saying and I'm sure that somewhere sometime that a local newspaper will get a picture of your back and you'll get your 15 minutes of internet fame. If this is honestly a FML then you need to get out more....
use a friggin sharpie to draw a line between L and I.
#64 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:12pm by wearinsexypants
ahahahahhaa this is so fantastic.....dont mention it and see how long you can get away with wearing it xD
also, 44 i love you
your life = ftw
#65 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm by HAHA_13
Now, it would be really funny if another player was named SLICKER.
Wear it proud, my friend, wear it proud!
#66 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm by tennistat
What kind of last name is Flicker? If it is indeed real, then LOL!
#68 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:14pm by StraightUp
'And here comes lil' ol Fucker.. Fucker shoots...AND FUCKER SCORES! OH THAT FUCKER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!'
#70 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:15pm by CandyApple
oh, my god. your life is over, and you'll have to move to
some remote island in the pacific, but only after you
incinerate that fiendish jersey.
aww but really though, that's hilarious. so no use being upset over it!=]
#73 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:23pm by tropmignon
Flicker does not sound too unusual.
I know a Lance L Ott (saw drivers license) and, I swear to god, Luke Skywalker.
I'd love it. Like #2 said, you can wear a shirt that says "fucker" without getting in trouble. Lighten up.
#79 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:45pm by coffeennicotine
hey 49 who said anything about soccer?? we dont know where he's from, it could be soccer or it could be american football.
haha, that's kickass. and this is probably true. jerseys definitely come like that sometimes. but really, if you don't like it, just exacto knife a little portion of the L and peel it off. or use the same color sharpie as your jersey and color in a space. use common sense here. lol
but seriously, lmao.
#88 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:20pm by brittanycraze
dude, that makes you the most bad@ss player on the team!
#90 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:25pm by morethancheese
LOL that's awesome. You should seriously wear that with pride. Maybe if you're lucky, an announcer will say your "name" when you make a big play!
#95 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:57pm by Chubtubdaplaya
who goes to football CLUB????
and if you only knew my last name; you wouldn't complain.
i'd be proud, it gives you the perfect excuse to be a dick!
#106 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:39pm by breaksprinter_
I find that many people on this site confuse "incredibly awesome and superhero" with "bad".
"I have the coolest jersey in the history of sports. I'm going to go cry now."
#107 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:40pm by capnpaco
thats not so bad, kinda funny, a good keepsake too1 ( it would sux more if u were a girl), but that funny..in a good way!!
#110 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:50pm by Hard_Echoes
i dont know man, doesnt sound too bad. thats a cool ass jersey.
#111 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:50pm by wilfy_wilf
you deserve it for having the last name flicker. i mean really. what were you thinking?! goshh
#112 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:50pm by beaverdogmouse
Haha, you should be lucky you're not Dutch :D
Flicker in Dutch is a slang term for Homo or Queer,
Having your jersey spell Fucker is so much better :3
HAHA. That is so unbelievably awesome. I'm going to get my bf's blank jersey and do the exact same thing.
#125 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:44pm by _Mish
The only thing you do with a situation like that is own it! I'd wear it with pride, if I were you.
#126 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:46pm by BuddinTheAmazing
I actually think you're wicked lucky. I would LOVE that shirt.
#132 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:06pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
well, FYL...cuz you're the "FUCKER" after all! That's a JERSEY WIN in my book. Awesome. Be proud and loud!
#135 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:18pm by mintyfresca
That's AWESOME, what's wrong with that? If you don't like it send it to me. I'll wear that son of a bitch!!
#136 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:20pm by no_damn_luck
maybe when you are doing really good in the game, everyone will be chanting your name.
"FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER!"
I'm sorry but I don't see the downside to this one. Hell i'd wear it to school every game day.
#138 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm by teebonehead
That's AWESOME, what's wrong with that? If you don't like it send it to me. I'll wear that son of a bitch!!
#140 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm by no_damn_luck
That's great, haha. But if it's a problem, you could cover up part of the L with colored tape when you have to wear it to a game?
#143 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:36pm by McLaughlane
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's AWESOME! I agree with the people who say you shuold wear it with pride. It's really funny!
#147 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:45pm by ChelseaAnn08
Dude thats awesome :D x'D
but yeahit may suck sometimes
especialy you're about to find out out that in dutch, flicker means homo.....
sorry
How old are you? That you think a cool nickname like that would be a BAD thing?
#151 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:51pm by SuperSpore
Hahahahah that is soooooo funny! I had an fml moment today and you made me laugh soo much thanks for making my day lol
HA I would wear that. Besides, how can you get in trouble when you can just say it says "Flicker"
#153 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:02pm by omcrd225
when u go to a job interview people will be like... Mr. Fucker, nice to meet you. haha FYL
#154 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:07pm by footballman2
This made me LOL.
You're lucky, I wish I had a shirt with a cool offensive slogan on it that I can excuse by saying: "Dude, that's my NAME. Blame my parents"
XDDDD
#155 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:14pm by diary_of_jane
That would be soo awesome! lol
thats deffinitly not a FML
#158 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:20pm by Adrianna69
HAhaha thats funny your probably gonna get a lot of crap from the guys
#148 is jealous if yr awesome Jersey
#165 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:58pm by LittleMiss1
I remember noticing the same thing with Flickr on FIrefox:
http://www.krunk4ever.com/blog/2007/10/14/flickr/
i wanna be at the games when the announcer yells your name. You better be a starter for everyone's sake
#169 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:28pm by sensual_kidney
whoever made that shirt must've thought he was fucking hilarious. that blows.
#170 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:31pm by dead14eternity
hahaaah its pretty funny,
like, if someone screamed like " GO FUCKER",
it sounds like " GO FUCK HER. "
either way, not really an fml.
but funny :)
#182 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:28pm by pickynikki
hahaha! at my camp there is a cabin for the little kids (like 9 years old) and it's called FLICKERS cause all the cabins are named after birds, and the cabin sign has it in all caps so the sign reads "fuckers"
I totally feel your pain. my last name is Flick and people always come up to me and say that they thought my last name was Fuck. When I studied abroad in london my hall director made signs that had our names on it for our door. Ever since then all my friends have called me Matt Fuck.
DUDE SEND ME YOUR JERSEY I WOULD WEAR THAT EVERYWHERE MALLS CHURCH PPL BE LIKE "look at that fucker" i would fucking love it that is not an FML that is just cool
best jersey ever! please send me that, i wish i had that last name!!
#193 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:33pm by allstarplayer324
That's not a FML. That's awesome.
I'd want a jersey that said 'FUCKER' on it.
Ha.
#194 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:52pm by ImaTrainwreck
how could you not be happy with this.
im gonna say FYL because if you consider this to be a bad thing, you dont deserve the privilege.
#195 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:15am by organisedchaos
Thats hilarious ! you should just qo walkinq with that shirt on lmao priceless
#196 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:21am by Brittney9545
realllly realllllllllly don't get how this is a FYL! Thats awesome, you have the best last name ever
and #198 u are stupid seriously all sports jersey's have their last name on it
#199 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:49am by byebyebaby
What, man I would pay for my jersey to say FUCKER on the back. That is AWESOME.
#204 - On 05/15/2009 at 9:38am by arms_akimbo
Dude, better than putting colored tape on it: put very poorly-attached colored tape on it. Then make sure that it falls off mid-game, hehehe
Best. Jersey. Ever.
that's actually awesome, you should not be so whiny, fucker.
#209 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:26pm by laughingwillow
FUCKING AWESOME! ooops. a little pun(t). lol why are you freaked? I'd wear that jersey everywhere, whil i was eating, while I was banging your mom, everywhere. Get a sense of humor.
#210 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:44pm by simplyabsurd
I think it would better for you to wear the jersey for what is says than to cover it up. You have gotten soo many people on this site that think it is cool, so I am sure a lot of your teammates and/or friends probably do to, which means you would get called worse if you tried to "fix" your shirt.
Guys and even girls can be pretty cruel. I say wear the shirt with pride!
Since you will get called "fucker" a lot, just be like "you know it!"
#211 - On 05/15/2009 at 3:56pm by patray_angel
"Today, my friends brought me to watch a football match. I really liked one of the guys who brought his team to the victory and he was cute but when he ran close to where we sat, I saw his last name was Fucker. FML"
Can imagine?
OP: sorry man. But aren't they going to replace it?
FYL for not having a better sense of humor.
FUCKER jersey = win
#222 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:00pm by tiedyejedi
seriously, that is the best shirt ever I'd definetley wear that jersey whenever I could.
#223 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:27pm by Gs_brother
dude i know EXACTLY how you feel, my last name is flicker too and when i was little i played hockey, i used to get thrown out of games bc my older friends thought it was funny to take tape and put it over that little bottom peice on the L so it did say fucker
#225 - On 05/19/2009 at 1:32am by surfbum36
Flicker? I hardly know her.
In seriousness that sucks.
#226 - On 05/19/2009 at 2:38pm by ObadiahtheSlim
You're going to have to own that one. Make sure you victory dance consists of several vulgar hip thrusts toward the cheerleaders. WooOo~!
LMAO. That is possibly the most hilarious FML I've ever heard.
#229 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:31pm by kirbyviper93
Haha now the other team will know not to mess with you.
#230 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:18pm by ironyofmylife
hey maybe your opponents will lose focus while being shocked about your jersey!!
#231 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:48am by ihearnoises
That is one of the coolest things ever.
You get to wear a shirt with the word fucker on the back, and you can't get in trouble for it.
#232 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:58am by purpleiscool
That becomes the most coolest fooball jersey http://www.overbestmall.com/nfl-jerseys in your club. Good luck!
@239- You just made my day :D
And dude, why would you complain? You now have a bad-ass nickname!
#240 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:15pm by Just_Spiffy
this reminds me of a store that is called mega flicks and it had that font and same thing happend to them so the smae thign happend. MEGAF&CKS!
that's awesome man. I want one of those. but mine would be intentional. yours being accident makes it even sweeter. just hope no kids are around.
just wear your helmet and no one can put a face to it.
if you font want it I'll buy it from you. unless it's English football (soccer) which I have no idea what those jerseys look like.
eh I'd still buy it anyway.
@ 49, 80 & 246
it says he's from new south wales, australia
he plays aussie rules.
LMFAO @ 254
in our version of football yu don't wear helmets.
hahahahahaha.
#247 - On 07/10/2009 at 1:04am by hypnOtiszed
Peoc, not gonna happen :P I like it, when I went riverrafting we all had names on our helmets, and the random one I picked was wonder woman :P I'm a guy and I thought it was really funny
#249 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:43pm by GMeister13
Does your jersey number happen to be 69? (and excuse me if soccer jrseys don't have numbers on them i'm one of the dumbest people i know when it comes to sports)
if it is then HAHAHAHA XD
that's just plain awesome i would KILL for a jersey like that.
#251 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:37pm by youngbutwise15
Ok, so this is FOOTBALL, but it's AUSTRALIA, so it's actually soccer. but still funny!
#257 - On 01/02/2010 at 1:13pm by pathetictwin
LMFAOO! and also you got number 13 so it shows how bad luck you have.
#266 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:43pm by ClumsyJason
since he's from australia, i think OP must be talking about soccer jerseys.
NEVERTHELESS, it's still a good laugh once in a while to get such things in life. don't whine too much, OP. :)
#268 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:53pm by spinarium
Actually, they would be rugby jerseys. We call soccer soccer, but in New South Wales rugby is called football. Also distinct from AFL in that AFL players wear guernseys, not jerseys.
#269 - On 01/02/2010 at 9:58pm by plethora
This is one of the first really good illustrations in a while. I really like at the end when he said "Flick my life". Good job!
After a WIN: "We couldn't have done it without 'ol Fucker here!"
After a LOSS: "Thanks to you we LOST Fucker."
lol omg thats really funny and awesome not fml. Where that jersey with pride and ppl will think its so cool :)
#272 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:11am by Harleymyhorse
Wow, just... wow. Epic.
Well, I can't imagine getting teased in the locker room is fun. But imagine how your mother feels. Are you Mother Fucker?
Haha as to being an FML perfection. Just enough f'ness with a hint of cruelty. Cool shirt. But you do know when you have your high school friends over for dinner that is going to be the main event right. I love life, espeically the pain of other's bad ones. I feel so guilty whenever I log on here. But it's that fake guilt like " I shouldn't be enjoying this but tragically I am oh well"
Holy shit, if I had the last name Flicker I would take up a sport just for that. That's incredible. This is absolutely not FML, it's more like MLIA.They can't tell you not to wear it!
#276 - On 01/03/2010 at 4:48pm by Nemephosis
That comic is a fail. The author is Austrailian which meant he was playing soccer not football.
#278 - On 01/03/2010 at 7:58pm by Mr_Kennedy
Yeah. In australia, football is the one shown in the comic and soccer is the one where you use your feet and can't touch the ball with your hands unless you're a goalie.
#281 - On 01/03/2010 at 11:48pm by KatieGoesRawrr
thats exactly what i was thinking when i saw it. it ruined the whole joke.
#307 - On 01/07/2010 at 12:08am by residentpunk
haha I'm Dutch as well, indeed, the first thing I laughed to was actually his name in essence.
and then came the FML lol
#293 - On 01/05/2010 at 12:09pm by Luv_my_life
Dude! This is SOOOO not funny! Why? Because my last name is Flick as well and I actually got detention one year in 7th grade for "writing vulgarities" on my math test. What was the "vulgarity"? My LAST NAME! So, when my dad finds out, he comes down to the school wearing his old US Air Force semi-pro football jersey that had his last name on it. When the principal realizes this, he apologies big time.
That's a true story. The only part I made up was the part about this not being funny. Obviously, I can relate and have laughed at this very same circumstance for years! In fact, I titled my self-published cartooning book "You Can't Print Flick". You can find it on www.lulu.com.
Sincerely,
Chris FLICK
(What? You thought I was lying???)
http://www.capesnbabes.com
#291 - On 01/04/2010 at 11:06pm by capesnbabes
i can hear it now, the sports announcer "AND. FUCKER. GOES. ALL. THE. WAY .!!!"
it would only be funnier if your number was 69 !!!
#292 - On 01/05/2010 at 12:07pm by boston13523
Dude honestly, thats an awesome shirt... but i can just hear the team mates calling "HEY FUCKER!" and you have no choice but to answer =D
FYL
But it sucks if ur teammates or anyone starts saying, "Hey fucker! Come over here!"
Soo kinda of an FML. But still useful when someone from another team scores, turn ur back and walk away while they read ur shirt :]
#295 - On 01/05/2010 at 4:15pm by RevengeOnYou
FYL
But it sucks if ur teammates or anyone starts saying, "Hey fucker! Come over here!"
Soo kinda of an FML. But still useful when someone from another team scores, turn ur back and walk away while they read ur shirt :]
#296 - On 01/05/2010 at 4:17pm by RevengeOnYou
FYL
But it sucks if ur teammates or anyone starts saying, "Hey fucker! Come over here!"
Soo kinda of an FML. But still useful when someone from another team scores, turn ur back and walk away while they read ur shirt :]
#297 - On 01/05/2010 at 4:19pm by RevengeOnYou
No, the coach's hand is at the top while the player's hand is at the bottom.
#302 - On 01/06/2010 at 7:10pm by CyclonePsycho
look on the brightside; that's the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. XD wear that jersey with PRIDE, flicker!
It says that the guy is from Australia, meaning football=soccer
#309 - On 01/07/2010 at 2:22am by bubblberri
actually, in australia football = football and soccer = soccer. it's in europe that soccer is referred to as football.
"Number 13..Fucker with the touchdown!" ahahha...that's not FML..that's awesome.
#312 - On 01/07/2010 at 10:12pm by lilmissmich
aww my roommate had a similar problem to this. I saw his mail once and this lady wrote his name in caps his name is Clint it was in all caps >.>
#314 - On 01/08/2010 at 11:37pm by rayman356307
heres wat u do: take a sharpie of watever color ur jersey is and color a space between the letters L and I.
shouldn't he be wearing a rugby jersey? isn't football rugby in Australia? or is it soccer? I know Football is soccer in the UK.
#317 - On 01/09/2010 at 5:01pm by p0lkad0tr0mance
11th yard? Does the touchdown? LMAO I'll take a guess that you are not from USA
#319 - On 01/13/2010 at 10:35am by Captain_Jello
If I went to a football game and saw you with your tshirt, I'd already find you the coolest guy on the team. (:
Lmao... that was really funny.. I wish you went to my school. I would come to all of your games just to laugh at you!
#325 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:36pm by model4life15
lmfao that is funny it looks like "Fucker" from far away lolz
#335 - On 03/13/2010 at 5:22pm by catfriend44
please tell me you made a touchdown or sack or interception or something cool so the commentator would say "Fucker with the sack" or "Theres Fucker with the Blitz" lmao
