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Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML
Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.
You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015