Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

by Peach / 03/02/2012 at 12:46am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

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