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Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18592) - you deserved it (1741)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by Peach - United States (New Hampshire)

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I think I threw up a little

#4 - On 03/02/2012 at 6:00am by kings1fan

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pshhh cats man always causing trouble

#3 - On 03/02/2012 at 5:59am by teague95

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