Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Miscellaneous
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Yeah, gotta love those lightning quick reflexes and how they come in handy when you really shouldnt have them.
#1 - On 02/29/2012 at 12:51pm by emeraldon
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Yeah, those cacti are vengeful fuckers. Either that or you're an idiot for catching one with your bare hands.
While you're at it, would you give my pet porcupine a bath? He's quite tame, I assure you.
#9 - On 02/29/2012 at 12:56pm by DocBastard
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