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Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7967) - you deserved it (16213)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

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Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:

#2 - On 02/26/2012 at 3:19am by chesoes

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Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

#3 - On 02/26/2012 at 3:20am by x_KL_x

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