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Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15426) - you deserved it (27260)

On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Grown men buttfucking each other. Sounds intresting.

#3 - On 02/25/2012 at 12:59am by TheFakeFamilyGuy

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dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay porn :o

#11 - On 02/25/2012 at 1:03am by TheEpicMilkMan

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