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Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML


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On 02/24/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Lovernotafighter (man) - United Kingdom

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I probably shouldn't laugh, but I can't get this image of a grandpa doing an uppercut on granny's chin out of my head...

#5 - On 02/24/2012 at 10:09am by erockinthesuburb

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My grandma once slept in my room and yelled her dreams out really loud in her sleep. I also would wake her up to ask her if she was ok and tell her there were no children stealing carrots from her garden.

#6 - On 02/24/2012 at 10:09am by omfg_creepers

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