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Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21268) - you deserved it (3724)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation.

"Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

#6 - On 02/23/2012 at 5:24pm by DocBastard

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Did it turn you on?

#5 - On 02/23/2012 at 5:24pm by fernclogger

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