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Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

#1 - On 02/20/2012 at 6:00am by texashater75

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Better than something else hard and salty.

#8 - On 02/20/2012 at 6:15am by tmd4L

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