Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

By vw - / Monday 20 February 2012 05:05 / United States
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  mccaincracker  |  6

Anyone read it as "then HIS hard salty thing flew Into my mouth", or just me? xD

By  Biglaxboss63  |  0

Maby u were going to say somthin bad so god threw a beatle into ur mouth to make u stop befor embarising anyone At least it wasnt a vw beatle

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