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Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37237) - you deserved it (15041)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

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You're not privileged, you whiny bugger. You speed, you get a ticket. You park illegally, you get a ticket.

#8 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:41am by arms_akimbo

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I had a cop pull me over 6 times for various offenses, including having stolen my own POS car, all due to the fact I wouldn't date his pimply son.

#11 - On 02/12/2009 at 1:01pm by alwaysalady

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