By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 433
You deserved it 2 163

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

Comments

At least you found out he was human. I mean really, he could have been a Terminator..

Just whistle and walk away OP, whistle and walk away.

tifani322 13

What's wrong with showing just a little bit of humour? I'm just trying to make a little light on this situation.

juststoptalking 6

Make a little light? That phrase doesn't exist.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^ you should take the advice of your name.

SkateboardGirl88 11

I realllly hope you're just making a fml post. Because otherwise you're a horrible person for thinking 'FML this has screwed up my day' or anything like that.

A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

Cause you know most people mow the lawn with their eyes closed.

Just like that lawnmower scene in the movie "braindead"

creativedarkpce 0
DontClickOnMe 28

Wow, that's terrible.. RIP OP's neighbor. :(

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Obviously you're a werewolf and you killed your neighbor during your transformation.

Dude, whoa, I just.. Have no words for this. No one deserves that!

No one deserves death? I think I know a few people who do.

cyK0tek 0

^ Not even Bieber or Black fans...? PFFFTCHCHTFAPPFFFFTCHKKIK

mattsgurl 0

Justin Bieber doesn't deserve death!!! I love Justin Bieber. He is awesome. I have been a fan of him since his first YouTube video! Just cause you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves death. FYL OP that sucks. R.I.P. OP's neighbor.

OK, all of you excluding #51 and #67 are mean and disrespectful. You thumbs down someone because they're a fan of Justin Bieber?? Oh and let me guess, does me liking Rebecca Black mean I should die? Really! Come on!

^ Yes, yes it does. *slowing creeps back into the shadows*

That sucks let's hope your not a suspect now.

cyK0tek 0

^If you're going to post just to correct one word, please don't post at all. Thank you.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Seriously though, FHL for dying and FYL for finding him like that.

floopyflooper 2

Wonder what he was doing in your yard.

Was on his way over to borrow a cup of sugar.

Pretty sure he was trying to get help. But a cup of sugar seems legit.