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Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Really. drugs are bad you kinda deserved it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015