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Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39408) - you deserved it (18470)

On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

#2 - On 05/13/2009 at 7:29pm by poopy910

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hahahahaha that sucks. YDI for passing out with ur shoes on

obviously none of you guys have been to a decent party if you dont know the dont pass out with the shoes on rule.

#14 - On 05/13/2009 at 7:36pm by the_boss

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