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Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6409) - you deserved it (31285)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

#1 - On 02/12/2012 at 3:33am by TinyEMT

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I guess thats the only tail you're gonna smash tonight!

#7 - On 02/12/2012 at 3:39am by MetalxSoldier

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