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Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States

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Wow, police will tow someone's car if you report it as suspicious! *commits to memory for later use* now to find someone I don't like...

#3 - On 02/10/2012 at 2:37am by Tsunami87

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Must've been a Ford.

#1 - On 02/10/2012 at 2:36am by HahaHokayThen

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